Fast food will be the death of me

I really need to move to Mexico stat.
Don't get me wrong. I love fast food. But unfortunately, I love it too much. Sooooo.. the only solution I see is to get to Mexico soon so that I can begin to be shunned for eating it, and I'll soon stop. In the interim, however, I must admit I'm now obsessed with McDonald's new sweet chili dipping sauce. How much of it do you think I can eat between now and then?

Update: I found some at Kroger. It's got a little more kick than I was prepared for (or maybe that was the chili powder I used?), but I made some delicious stir-fry last night. Maybe I won't starve in Mexico City if I keep cooking like this.