Daddy's Girl

Here's a conversation I had with my father today:

Him: So I was talking to So-and-So the other day and I checked to see if he was married... He wasn't, but he's got a girl. He's not sure if it'll last though. (pause) I'll keep checking for you.
Me: Thanks, Daddy. Umm.. Any reason why this guy?
It's early, I've been up since before five am, and I've had more coffee at this point than is reasonable for human consumption. I can not, for the life of me, imagine why Dad has decided to play Cupid for me, but you know.. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. There are worse people who could play matchmaker in my life.

Him: Seems like he's almost as smart as you. Maybe.